BLOG ENTRY: by DG Wilson Feb 6, 2009
CROTCH ROACHES
by DG Wilson Copyright Feb. 2009
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One member of the press, a portly man with a handle bar moustache stood and shouted his question loud enough to be heard. The man at the podium said in return, "If the prostitutes have Hepatitis B, C, HIV and Gonorrhea they will be susceptible to infection to cockroach eggs. We at the CDC have found the eggs are laid near the bed of the victim and then the newly hatched young seek out the diseased reproductive organs of their host. Apparently they grow and reproduce INSIDE the host until they eat their way out...at a very alarming rate.
The suit continued, "Now this is not your typical cockroach, these are mutated insects specially adapted for this form of reproduction. That is why they are a new species. We at the CDC feel this is a disease more dangerous for the public than AIDS and all the other sexually transmitted diseases COMBINED!"
With hands up for silence he continued, "What is important to remember here is that they are transmitted through sexual activity with an infected host. If you do not have intimate contact with a host then you will be fine."
A large objection bashed the suit on the podium. The press loudly proclaimed that they had heard of cases where the fully developed insects sought out fresh hosts immediately after their "birth" from the victim.
"Was there any truth to that?" One woman from the press box asked.
"All I can tell you is that if you see one of these things kill it. Do not let any of the blood of the victim or the bug get on you. Wash your hands immediately and burn the shoes you used."
The reporter returned to the screen and summed up the story so Jan could get the entire details. "There is a mysterious sexually transmitted disease attacking people all over the planet. Thousands have already died and millions more are expected.
"What to look out for is a severe itch, high fever, and large moving bugs in your goin area. Seek medical help immediately. Call 911 and an ambulance will pick you up as quickly as possible. If you have the means, get yourself to the nearest Emergency Room for help.
"Finally do not have intercourse with prostitutes or anyone that has had intercourse in the last 3 months with someone that had. This is Stacey Collins for WRIP news. Back you Chuck."
Chuck bounced the audience to a Sargent of the National Guard. The story continued and the Sargent in camos told the reporter that if anyone felt sick they could call 911, they are assisting with the heavy flow of calls. The National Guard may pick you up rather than an ambulance. They are there to help get people to Doctors. Do not be alarmed if the paramedics come in full Hazmat. attire he said but Jan stopped listening and looked at the clock on the wall by the sink. She was nearly done with dinner. It was just going to be her and Marcy, again. Her husband Bruce was at a meeting, working late to keep the bills paid. God she loved him, Jan thought.
"Get ready for dinner hon, wash up and set the table please!"
"Ok mom!"
It was strange though because Bruce was working late a lot more than he had ever had to before...but there was no raise. She had mentioned to him to check into it because there were a few times she had tried to buy groceries and didn't have enough money on her debit card. That was something that he had always done for her.
Tonight when he got home she was going to ask him if he was gambling again. Before they were married he had lost his entire college fund in a blind gambling binge. He had nearly lost her too. But Bruce was a hard working man, and got it all back.
Now an executive at a busy public relations firm Bruce worked late nearly every night but he wasn't bringing home any over time pay OR bonuses! Once again Jan wondered if he was cheating on her.
She knew that some companies took their clients to Strip Clubs for entertainment and a "meeting." Bruce had sworn up and down that he and his company never took their clients to places like that.
It was a good thing they were such God fearing folk. Regular church goers Jan helped out on the Choir and he was a trusted member of the congregation. Jan was almost certain that HER husband never had those kinds of sinful relations with demons! NOT him!
Out of all the husbands in all the homes Jan was absolutely certain that the love of her life had never strayed to another woman.
Just then she felt a terrible burning in her groin that needed to be scratched immediately! It was a thousand times worse than a mosquito bite, a million times worse than poison ivy! Jan was going to go insane if it lasted another second! Without another thought she jammed her hand into her pants and scratched her skin frantically until it bled.
Jan screamed with utter terror when she looked at the squirming Crotch Roaches in her hands...
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